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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

15.06.2025 02:34

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

After a few moments he returns.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Can you explain the meaning of "mint condition" in relation to antiques or collectibles?

Yes sir it is.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Who are your 5 or so favorite Quora people?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

HELLO

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?

{RING} {RING}

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.